Ummm.....what?!?!?!?!
What the hell does it mean? Like most stories, it’s much funnier seen then told. …maybe someday I’ll tell the story...or someone will tell it for me…it’s as ridiculous as it sounds and yet typical me...
What can you expect reading this blog? A little of everything….
I’m slightly crazy, a bit of nerd, a lot of fun. Nothing extraordinary and even less ordinary. My face hurts from laughing and smiling. I have my rants and my raves. I only have two moods, happy or mad. I love everybody, until I don’t. I say what I mean and mean what I say. Crassly blunt. I’m misunderstood. I can be a real asshole and your best friend. Genuine intent but often harsh advice; life lessons, some plain ol’ common sense. Praising the intellects, calling out the idiots. Ignorance can be remedied, stupidity can not. I’ve learned a lot from my own mistakes. I’m a hypocrite; better at preaching than practicing. I’m educated. I never stop learning. If I made you think, I have succeeded. I love playing devil’s advocate. I’m steadfast in my beliefs. I enjoy a good debate. I’m hard headed. I reserve the right to change my mind. Some of you will applaud me, more of you will hate me. I’ll piss you off. You’ll piss yourself laughing. I have kids and they do some pretty comical shit. I’m an immature, big kid at heart and give them a run for their money. “Hold my beer and watch this” is a great idea. Hesitation is not. We can do anything if we put our minds to it. Some things we should never do. I’m all over the board. I’m right where I need to be.
So sit down and strap in, you’re in for a hell of a ride.
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